Don’t you believe me? Just go to www.mslinux.org. Though the site is pretty old I couldn’t stop laughing. It was hilarious. Who ever did this he got good sense of humor. Just look at the comments its really funny. I get to know about these stuff from http://linux.wordpress.com a good OSS Info site.
Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, “We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible.”
What others are saying:
“They want me to be a whore!”
— Linus Torvalds.
“He doesn’t scare me as much as he scares others.”
— Richard Stallman
“Jesus Christ, who are these people?”
— Bill Gates
“I don’t remember agreeing to that.”
— Janet Reno
“This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don’t know what that means, it’s the shit that comes from a horse!”
— Greg, Columbia Internet